Insanity

Update on Life

2008-05-08T00:05:39Z

So, as you can tell, I haven't been posting a lot lately. Actually, not much at all. Er, I've been at Chris' house and such, and now I'm offically dating Michael Couch. <3 My Mum agreed and everything, so it's all cool. Also, I can't wait for the party in a few weeks at Wings. And my prom is coming up on the 16th. Michael is taking me. I can't wait. ^_^ I espically can't wait fer some of you guys to visit me on the summer. Finally! I missed you all so much. <3

Bus Incident

2008-01-10T02:06:19Z

Okay, so not much to report today besides THE BUS INCIDENT. -Ba da dum- Okay, so me, Justin, Kyle, Josh, Sarah, and Steven were playing the game "Never Have I Ever" on the bus. And it was Justin's last term, and he said "Never have I ever imagined Jackie naked." And all of the guys put their fingers down. And then Sarah put her finger down too. -Chill down spine- Ughhhs.

H'okay

2008-01-08T23:16:31Z

So's, I'ma gunna start trying to type in this thing lyke, everyday. And we all know thats not happening unless if you remind me. xD Soo, everyday I'll post a boring entry of me lyfe. So today, regural school. Chris proved AGAIN how he is Jesus, and we got basically a free day besides a S.S. test on the Articles today. Not bad. Normal day, basically. But tonight, the Wells College swimming team will be coming over and having a party. Hopefully it'll be fun. ^^;

Had Mike over fer 2 days

2008-01-04T20:54:00Z

Okay, so my friend Michael was totally sleeping over for the past 2 days. It was onllyyy him. ^^ He helped me skateboard, and when he saw Sammie spaz out on the grass, he did the same thing. XDD The neighbors were watching him like; "WTF?" We basically just sat around reading manga, and talking about which anime guys are hot. [Mike is Bi] and we were on teh lappie listening and tradin music back and forth and talking about our lives. His is sad, and so I hugged him a lot. He almost went into tears, and one time when I hugged him from behind and put my chin on his shoulder, he kissed my arm then yelled "GTFO!" XDD He dun't like hugging much. But we found a live lice in his bed, and I freaked out and then he hugged me really hard and rubbed his head over mine and shouted "LICE LICE LICE!" xD We had to go to bed, and since he hadn't had his medication in a while, he was getting really sick, puked during the night. I helped him clean it up and got some ice cream fer the both of us, and we talked more. We had to bring him back home today, so I was invited inside, and he has 2 dogs, and a evil kitty, and 2 turltes. And he let me pet them. ^^ And borrow his element board. He keeps saying how 'mean' and awful he is, but honestly, I think I'm worse. xDD And I also decided not to bother Tyler anymore, because I saw Mike's crazy ex who was doing most of the stuff I did. x] I decided to not bother him, unless he bothers me first. Anyway, Michael was totally awesome over here, and I deffantly want him to come back over. ^^

Does this thing work?

2007-12-22T22:08:22Z

So i'm trying out this new thing on AIM which posts to my livejournal without me going on the actual site. Sooo... yeah. Is it working? Falalallalalalala. Message me if it does.

Law And Order

2007-12-02T04:49:58Z

Alright, so another one of my random rants about stupid useless things.

Mums, Dad, and Me were watching some movie. It just ended, and it was stupid because the girl was getting told off by this guy, and he was being a total douche, and they they started furiously making out randomly. I was like; 'Well, that was predictable."

And of course, we keep watching afterwards, 'cause thats what everyone does. So after the credits, on comes "LAW AND ORDER." Was I the only one who realized that after every movie, it's ALWAYS Law and Order. I've got no idea what episode it was, or really anything that was going on. But they kept saying things like "JESSICA WAS A VIRGIN, EVEN AFTER SHE MET DAVE," and they acted all amazed. Then they said something along the lines of this:

Girl: "But I had to bring him in because he was getting stoned to death!"
Guy: "Well that's what happens when you throw rocks!" -Walks out angry like he proved a point.-

I was laughing so hard, because it was so serious. They acted like they were seriously pwn'd, and he acted all smart, yet had a dumb-ass response like that. THANK YOU, Mr. LetsStateTheObvious. Next thing you know, you'll be drawing, and then the lead will break and you'd be like;

"My lead broke!"
"Well that's what happens when you draw!" -Stomps out angrily-

Happy Kimmathy

2007-08-20T21:02:08Z

triforcelzg (1:29:59 PM): I am happy for several reasons
triforcelzg (1:30:14 PM): 1. Your getting red highlights and not completely dying it

triforcelzg (1:30:30 PM): 2. You have one of my fav pink songs in your info

triforcelzg (1:30:47 PM): 3. My school scheduale alteration appointment is tomorrow

triforcelzg (1:30:58 PM): 3. I'm going shopping two days from now

triforcelzg (1:31:08 PM): 3. I am getting my hair done soon

triforcelzg (1:31:48 PM): 6. I can't seem to count correctly

Haha, I love kimmathy. She's like, awesome. xD

Conversations.

2007-08-20T02:44:26Z

Alright, me and my friends have some... INTRESTING.... conversations. I'll post a few here. I'm sure none would mind if you IM them. =3

wingsthecc223 (10:14:07 PM): And just as I was slipping my hand into my pants, too

wingsthecc223 (10:14:11 PM): Plorg?

Insanly Yours23 (10:14:20 PM): O_Ooooo

wingsthecc223 (10:14:24 PM): XDDDDDDD

wingsthecc223 (10:14:30 PM): Oh, that was PRICELESS!

wingsthecc223 (10:14:35 PM): Happy Not april Fools!

Insanly Yours23 (10:14:39 PM): T_T

wingsthecc223 (10:14:42 PM): XDDDDDDD

Insanly Yours23 (10:14:47 PM): dammit.

wingsthecc223 (10:14:53 PM): *coughactuallyiwascough*

Rejected German (9:24:11 PM): evrytime u masturbate, god kills a gnome

Insanly Yours23 (9:24:32 PM): i should really start masturbating. xD

darksora265 (7:57:08 PM): What the fuck do you want man?

darksora265 (7:57:11 PM): I'm naked right now

Insanly Yours23 (7:57:26 PM): xD nevermind then.

darksora265 (7:57:24 PM): Well not really

darksora265 (7:57:30 PM): I'm wearing my boxers

Insanly Yours23 (7:57:35 PM): lovely.

Insanly Yours23 (7:57:49 PM): i bet they've got little red hearts on them. xD

darksora265 (7:57:51 PM): I'll send you a picture from the inside

darksora265 (7:57:53 PM): x]

wingsthecc223 (10:38:58 PM): dad was like

wingsthecc223 (10:39:11 PM): 'ill stick my head in your room if you arent awake when I leave

wingsthecc223 (10:39:14 PM): and Mom was like

wingsthecc223 (10:39:20 PM): "Ill stick my head up your ass..."

Insanly Yours23 (8:11:02 PM): your homeroom. if its 16, i'll murder myself.

darksora265 (8:11:16 PM): You better find a knife

Ze Kitten Huffer (5:44:34 PM): "This is not a kid's thing."

Ze Kitten Huffer (5:44:37 PM): My mom said that

Insanly Yours23 (5:44:43 PM): xD

Ze Kitten Huffer (5:44:41 PM): I burst out laughing

Ze Kitten Huffer (5:44:45 PM): and I almost went-

Ze Kitten Huffer (5:44:52 PM): Mom, you underestimate our youth.

darksora265 (8:27:37 PM): Live fast die young

darksora265 (8:27:51 PM): You're still so very very smart

darksora265 (8:27:55 PM): And really really pretty

Insanly Yours23 (8:28:01 PM): ...........'

Insanly Yours23 (8:28:13 PM): i can pratically hear you laughing from here.

triforcelzg (12:00:13 AM): damn it

triforcelzg (12:00:20 AM): why did I respnd to hilary?

Insanly Yours23 (12:00:27 AM): lol

triforcelzg (12:00:27 AM): now I'm trapped

Insanly Yours23 (12:00:31 AM): haha

Insanly Yours23 (12:00:38 AM): say you have to go

Insanly Yours23 (12:00:43 AM): and then go invisable

triforcelzg (12:00:47 AM): hmmm

triforcelzg (12:00:50 AM): good plan

triforcelzg (12:01:04 AM): ha, last time I told her

triforcelzg (12:01:12 AM): Omg I heard a crash downstaurs

Insanly Yours23 (12:01:15 AM): lol

triforcelzg (12:01:15 AM): gotta go bye!

triforcelzg (12:01:23 AM): haha

triforcelzg (12:01:26 AM): that was mean

triforcelzg (12:02:17 AM): hey I wanna know your home number

Insanly Yours23 (12:02:23 AM): lol

Insanly Yours23 (12:02:30 AM): uhhh

Insanly Yours23 (12:02:36 AM): my home number issss

Insanly Yours23 (12:02:55 AM): OMG, i think i heard something crash downstairs!

Mmm, thats all I can find from the past week. Yeah, we've got alot of good times. Thats it for my once a week entry. Yeah, fuck you too.

Oh, i'm Insanly Yours23, in case you didnt figure that..

Uh.... >.>;

2007-08-07T19:41:48Z

Wow, I need to think of something to bitch about today... Uh..........o_o;;

Uhm, well, lets try something diffrent.
Hello. How are you? Hows the kids? Seen any good movi-- OH! I JUST FOUND SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT!

The movies. Yes.

Well, yesterday, my brother came down here to visit me and my mum. So we decided to see a movie. We didnt really know any of them, so we picked a random one. It was called' 'I know who killed me.' Fucking awful. And even though I only saw the first 15 minutes of it, I knew right in the first 3 seconds that it was gunna suck. Wanna know how? The name that flashed across the screen. "Starring - LINSAY LOHAN'' and I was already gathering my stuff to leave. So while my mom and brother stayed for the whole thing, I grabbed $20 from my mum, and walked out to buy out the consession stand. I had to wait an hour or so, but Emily called during it, so we were on the phone most of the time. Wow, that movie sucked SO badly.

Later all Chris said about it was "Oh, yeah, it was awful. But the REAL reason I wanted to see it was because Linsay Lohan was in it, and I KNEW she would be stripping. AND I WAS FUCKIN RIGHT!"

I couldn't help laughing my ass off at that.

MATH SUCKS

2007-08-03T19:04:23Z

Alright, so first thing when I wake up.
My mom barges into my room, saying "Jacqueline, get up, make your bed, clean the dishwasher, and vaccum the office." And then my dad walks in saying 'You have a watch?" and I dont so i'm like, "No, why?" and they both say that they want me to retake the math final to 'see what happened.' WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? I SUCK AT MATH. Jesus, it was the worst grade I got, a 68. That was better than I thought it would be. Gah. So they want my AMAZING memory to see if I can remember the right things to do on the final. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT FRACTIONS LOOK LIKE! GOD! YOU KNOW I HAVE MEMORY LOSS!!! JESUS SHIT!

So, yeah. I'm a LITTLE pissed off. I gotta go punch a wall now. I don't suggest calling, unless you want your throat ripped out.

"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!"

Surveys.

2007-07-31T01:30:24Z

Well, as I became bored (as usual) I clicked a random link. '$500 Hot Topic Gift Card!"

Trust me, there is NO way of getting that card without money. And it was ridiculous anyway!
First, it offers you a TON of shit. To list a FEW -

Cool Savings!
Discovery GIRLS
Eat and SHOP on us!
Netflix
Epilepsy Advocate (flashing, no less.)
DAILY HOROSCOPE
Lamicital
SurveyClub (does anything need to be said?)
Shadow Shoppers (secret shoppers. what kim's mom does. xD its fun.)
Cellfish (funny, rhymes with SELFISH)
Corneva Instutite (learn how massage people... o_O; sex fiends?)
FreeGiftWord (._.)
Subscribtion to Freegiftworld.com
Top Consumer Gifts
My Preminun Awards
DISNEY PRINCESS (seriously.)
DISNEY CLUB

What these messages are TRYING to say, is that people who shop at hot topic are either:
-in need of ALOT of savings.
-need free shit.
-are a girl/tranny
-they've got some serious problems.

Which, is kinda like harrassment. o_o;;
Too many sterotypes in the world now...

....but some are really fuckin hilarious. XD

Stupid n00bs.

2007-07-28T02:46:48Z

I'm so tired of people asking me over AIM,
"OMG I HVNT TLKED 2 U IN 4EVR, HOW HAWT IS IT IN FL?!??!?!?!"
and I feel like replying:

"Stfu, if you've ever been out of state - which i'm sure you have - you should fucking know that its always warm in the morning, hot in the afternoon, and warm at night. Jesus, get some BRAINS, and while your at it, LEARN HOW TO SPELL."

But instead I say "fine" to get them off my back. And I get this question EVERY DAY. Gah, LEAVE ME ALONEEE! Is that really so much to ask for? I'm getting used to be a loner. It's got its good sides to it. Except i'm starting to go insane. But its not like I havent been there already. I seem to talk to myself anyway. Why not get a good 'lunatic' start off that?

Oh, and people always are like;
"Oh, its a shame your missing harborfest."

And I miss Andrew... I havent talked to him in about a week, and I miss him....

Losing my mind...

2007-07-21T02:50:12Z

I suddenly feel bad for all the people that had to get used to new places. Because moving sucks, harsh.

I'm starting to lose my voice, because I havent talked to anyone in a really long time. Talking to my mom is like talking to a wall. She doesnt reply, she doesnt look at you, and she doesnt do anything about your problems, except make things more complicated.

So sometimes I talk to my dog. I'm running out of things to say. Sometimes she gets up and walks out of my room. Sure, I've got Andrew who calls me, but my mom doesnt want him calling as much anymore. And I havent heard of him for the past few days...

I feel like this is just a really bad dream... I should just wake up in Emilys house, with her dog licking my face and craping on the floor so much that it makes me puke. And I can go back to my old house, and sit in my room, with all my favorite shit cluttered all around, and watching family guy at night secretly. And I could walk right across the street to Kims house and just hang out and talk and listen to music, and make fun of Chuck Norris, and run around holding up blankets to those stupid people who try to get you to join their church... And I could just invite Ra to come over and rape me in the corner of the basement at 2 am... And Emilie Benigno would go cosmic bowling with me, and try to hit me with a bowling ball and end up hitting herself again. And her annoying sister would try to be my best friend again and her brother would keep staring at my boobs. And I would laugh and punch him in the gut. I feel as though I could bitch at Justin for being such an idiot, and him and Ian would have another 2 man mosh pit that Katie and me would record and put on youtube. And we would create a myspace for Justin and put his baby pictures on it, and laugh. And I would be able to wake up and have a poptart on my old green couch and watch Fairy Odd Parents while I'm half asleep, and then go to school at OMS and Andrew would sneak up to the 7th grade area and hug me and get in trouble with Mr. Malone, and we would laugh and have fun on the bus with Randy and Alex and Emily and maybe even Keegan. And Geoff would pretend I was his girlfriend and try to hold my hand, and I would slap him across the face and he would just laugh and try again tommarow. This cant be real. I could be having the best summer of my life, and instead I'm stuck 1000 miles away from my friends and have no one to talk to down here... I know I'm bitching alot, but i'm really pissed. And Wings just met the love of her life, and I cant even be there to see her all obsessive!! And I'm pretty sure that I'll cry if I see the new Harry Potter, kuz it would remind me of the stupid H/D Wings and Ra were obsessed over... I cant even look at a cat without thinking about Ra, and crying...

When my cousins left from visiting florida, I seriously cried. I wouldnt stop for like, an hour. And their my COUSINS. I would probably commit suside if any of my best friends had to go......
-cry-

I hate IMVU

2007-07-20T18:56:25Z

Alright, first lemme explain this program.
It's known as IMVU. The point of it is to create an avatar that either looks like you, or whatever. You can buy clothes and stuff for it. And, your able to chat with it with other people. You can either just do a random search, or add your friends.

Well, I did the random search, since my friends werent online. The first person I get - a girl who only knows how to speak in spanish. So I go to babblefish and look up what shes saying. Basically, shes a whore. And, I could tell she didnt really know spanish. Someone who says "ohla senoira' is either 8 years old, or a poser. So I told her "Odio putas españolas..." She left the room quite quickly.

Next person I get, we're automatically tranfered to her room. It was a 'princess suite bedroom.' When I say that everything is pink, I'm not joking. The first thing that she said to me was "You look fat." Now let me tell you that IMVU has all the avatars the same weight. So my first response was "Oh, you look fat too. Glad to meet you." And I left.

Alright, the 20 people left the room as soon as they saw me. The other 10 percent of that was guys who asked if I was single. As soon as I said 'no, but i like haveing friends...' they left. Wow, manwhores much?

I think i've only met ONE decent person on this thing. That was about a few months ago. He was drunk, and hes 18. Lol. He was really nice to me, and we were having a hilarious conversation. "Alcohol - good. Drugs - bad, unless your feeling bad, then they help a bit. Erm, I'm not setting a good example for you, am I?" He was hilarious. Didnt care that I had a boyfriend, we were just being friends. It was the longest conversation I've ever had on that program.. 4 hours. O_o;

But yeah, there really arent decent people anymore on that thing. You might find one out of every hundred or so, but most likely not. You cant even scam them anymore to get free credits, so its not really worth it.

Florida Sucks

2007-07-18T22:57:33Z

Well, I woke up at 5 am this morning because I felt something fall on my pillow. Apparently, it was nothing, but I still couldnt get back to sleep. Soo, I decided to go play some videogames. First, I was playing some Final Fantasy X-2 while following this guide. Then when I was starting to finish it (the whole time without saving) I ignored the little tiny gremlin, and it killed me. So then I just turned it off and put in some Final Fantasy: Crystal Cronicles. Well, I started a new game, and got past the first 3 years. Then this stupid boss that only uses MAGIC killed me. MAGIC!?! THATS THE EASIEST THING TO DEFEAT! Goddamn.

So then I was so pissed at the games, I decided to get on my laptop. Well, after like, 3 minutes, that faggot that I hate randomly IMed me saying; "I didn't unblock you. Get a life." And i'm like; "wtf, I didnt even know you were online until you said that." By now I'm pretty pissed, and it was only almost noon. So I decided to do some graphics and html them on neopets for some loser 5 year olds. But neopets had to go around and be all; "Nuurrr, we dont accept any images from basically ANYWHERE! Nnrrrr."

So I kinda gave up on that too, and decided to go for a walk with my dog around the neighborhood. Well, long behold, she had to crap. So I had to pick it up. Do you know what shit MELTING in the sun smells like? You dont, or else you would have puked in the grass like I did. Lucky, the old lady who owned the yard I puked on said that she would clean it up. Although, as soon as she opened the door, a dog came out. And my dog Sammie loves other dogs. So of cource I had to hold her back and make sure she didn't maul the old lady and her dog. Well, holding back Sam is like seeing how long you can hold a cinder block on your head. So after a minute, I had to pull her back so hard that her back paw's nails (in which havent been clipped in a year) went onto my foot and left this huge gaping cut. I'm pretty sure it's gunna be another scar for that foot. Yippee.

So I kept walking the dog with my lost-sirculation foot, and then I saw some neighborhood kids. As I walked by, I said "Hello" very politely, and smiled. Know what they said to me? "Fuck off."

Alright, I make my way back home, ready to murder the next person I talk to.

So I sit down at the dinner table, and when my mom asks, "So how was that walk?" I just grunted, because I hate explaining things. It's one of my least favorite things to do. Then she puts out this new dinner recipe that shes 'giving a shot at' and it looks like a kid ate a mac, choked on it, puked it out, then ate it again, and squeezed it out of his nose onto the plate. And if you know me in real life, you would know that I barely eat anything other than something with peanut butter in it, or if it rots your teeth. So I looked at this shit and pratically fainted when my mom said I had to finish ALL OF IT. I followed orders though, and I found a way to gulp all of it down before my puke brought it back up.

And then, right when I'm about to go to sleep, I look in the bed sheets, and theres this 2 inch beetle snuggled in my covers. I'm deathly afraid of bugs. I screamed my head off until i decided to squish it with a towel. Red guts, in case you were wondering. That thing would probably explain why I've been getting these huge pieces of my skin ripped off during the night. I couldnt go to sleep the whole night. So I praticed my Shim Shin-Do, and of cource I hit my foot on the side of the desk. The same foot that has a million scars on it. It bled over my carpet, and when my mom asked what that stain was, all I replyed was; "Oh, just some spilt kool-aid."

..I swear to god, I'm never waking up early again.